Hamster Rock

So, it was last Wednesday night around 9:30 pm and I am making toast.  I was making toast because I have IBS and that late at night I can't eat anything that would upset my tummy, but I digress.  I am making toast and I hear from my room my darling sweet innocent 11 year old daughter scream


"It's over!!!! Erika look up the hamster video on you tube"

Now there are reasons I was concerned.

1. I am friends with a lot of gay men
2. I am friends with disgusting men
3. I have read the raggot the gerbil story
4. My mind lives in the gutter
5. My father was a sailor

So then I go into the living room slightly scared as to the scene I will walk in upon. I am also worried that I will have to lecture children about appropriateness.

What I walked in on was nothing like I had imagined.

My children and husband are watching the new Kia Sol commercial to the tune of Party Rock.  Katie is Dancing Erika and Coley are Laughing "mama they're shuffling" and my wonderful husband looks at me and says "I'm gonna be a Hamster for Halloween" (see above number 1-5 for all the gay jokes that went through my head).

This just goes to show there is something seriously wrong with me.  Because one it was Coley and Coley is kind of a prude.  Two no one but me went to the gutter.

I would like to say though this story has spawned a new term at work for me and my friend Adian.  I just have to look at him and say "hamster porn" and we both smile and our day gets easier.

So in conclusion I have issues, but everyone loves me anyways.